I never had gas until...

If your food is burnt, the temp is too high or you left it in too long. This is not rocket science...but judging by her writing skills, maybe it is for her.

Best typo ever

Foodstamos? Is that the new name for Dannon Oikos?

Gee I wonder why...

Shit, she's on to us. Abort planning her "accidental" death!

Moron of the day

Since when does PurpleHazey have a stalker?

What a dumb ad

Leftover Halloween candy? What kind of health freaks actually have leftover Halloween candy?!

The member formerly known as LoveMyKBabies...

Trying to figure out who all these new Dr. Who screennames used to be? Me too. One left a big hint today:

No chance of anonymity when your kids' names are that awful!